So I just got a phonecall from the stupid stupid stupid telemarketers selling me a fireplace. I LIVE IN A COMPLEX! So I like to piss them off occasionally, well because THEY just called, and I was having my beauty rest. So here it went:
Hi, my name is ... and we're calling you because your fireplace hasn't been checked for ... months.
Hey! How are you today? Nom nom nom.
Pretty good. Your fireplace hasn't been checked for .... months.
Then somehow I got put on hold to another man and yeah.
So, your fireplace hasn't been checked for ... months.
I don't have a fireplace, atleast I don't think so. Maybe we have one in our dungeon but you never know these days. With these neighbourhood squirrels and stuff.
Well, you shouldn't have called us.
You called me!!!
Then he effing hang's up the phone!!!!! ARGGH, I'm so mad because NOW I can't fall asleep!!!
Yes, Emma, I will start going to bed earlier. I couldn’t fall asleep this morning until almost 3-ish. Then at 8, my dad was like, ok. You’re going to work. And I was like WTFF. NOOOOOO! And I didn’t get my job shadowing done. :’( Noooo. That means I have to go back. You cant make me! AHHHHHH!
It’s almost 1 in the morning, and I’m doing planning. WTF!!! Oh, this is time for a quick rant. I didn’t realize that I had to email my teacher ahead of time which meant that I had to contact my sponsor last minute. Oh jeeeez! WOW. Holy crap. And I have to go to work at 8 in the morning. WOW. Which means I’m barely going to get any sleep. ARRRGHHH. I am MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD! And exhausted.
So I went to the YMCA downtown for the Volunteer Information Sessions today. AND, I think the lady must have broken my brain. I can’t think straight and she definitely said WAAY to many things. It’s just volunteering. Who needs that much info?
But I’m glad, this session wasn’t longer than half an hour, or I would just end up flopping like a dead fish.
I’m thinking about doing childminding, because you don’t necessarily need any training. Well, you do need training, but you don’t need red cross, life saving, first aid crap, a BCRPA, any of that crap. Just being over the age of 13. Which I am. :) Everything is 16 and older. Which is dumb.
OH, and I have to go to the police station to get a criminal record check. WOW, REALLY? Really? For all volunteering opportunities, you have to get a background check. Even if those jobs don’t even happen near little children.
But the background check is going to take 3 weeks. Noooooooo. Which mean’s I won’t be starting until September. :( I wanted it to happen in the summer! When I have time to kill. ARRARRARRARRARRARRARR. Oh, there you are, Perry.
But I’m kinda psyched. It’s going to be fun! But then after a month, or two. I’m most likely going to be like, “Oh, this is extremely boring.” YEAH, I can see myself being like that in around 4 months. 5 months, TOPS.
OOOh, I also went to LUSH today. It smells so good and yummy there. And I got this bubble bar bath bubbly thing. And it smells like marshmallows! Not really. It kinda has this marshmallow essence but with a bubble gum fruity-ness. Well I don’t know. I’m horrible at describing things.